Monday, November 06, 2006

Scare Tactics

A Democratic victory tomorrow will result in the end of civilization as we know it. We survived Hitler, Stalin, the Cold War, the Bubonic Plague, the Wars of Religion, the Dark Ages, etc. but this will bring down the house of family values, and hence civilization itself. At least that's what the Republican congressional committe is telling us.

2 comments:

John W. Loftus said...

I didn't know so much was at stake until now. Wow! Maybe I should vote Republican now. ;-)

Mike D said...

If the Democrats gain control of congress, my values will be destroyed? I thought my values would be intact whether they are refelected in my government or not. Silly me.